Tuesday, 9 November 2010

I am going to Camp!


Year 9 are out on something called EOTC, and later today, I'm going to join them on an little island somewhere outside Sai Kung. Thats is why I am wearing my sunglases. The jacket I am wearing because the ICT guys has put the AC to freezing temperatures, but I do not quite why, cos they are sitting themselves in their office wearing big jackets. They could switc the AC of or turn it a bit down.
Back to the year 9 on the Island. They are sleeping in tents and living without any wireless internet connection and they are not even allowed to bring any phones or Ipod/ pads. I am sure that I am going to meet a group of misserable characters out there, and maybe I should hide my crappy PCCW cellular phone, so they do not attack me, just to have some bottums to press and some kind of digital gadget to attach to and connect to facebook.
So, I am not going to shave tomorrow; I could, but I do not want to. I want to feel the wild and rough life on the Island, only inhabited by desperate year 9 stuents living in tents, some wild boars and some porcupines. I really hope to see one of them!
By the way; EOTC means "Education Outside The Classroom".

Flashback; Denmark Summer 2010; The Meta Mermaid!

Denmark is known world wide for lots of different things, and some, which I do not want to name here at all.
One of the things I do want to mention is the little Mermaid located at Langelinie in Copenhagen. The little Mermaid could be to Denmark what the Manneken Pis is for Brussels doesn’t look like much, but every tourist has to get there and see it.

Logically I’m not that often in Denmark, and when I’m not in Copenhagen because my relatives and friends lives’ somewhere else. But this summer it happened again that I did a trip to the capitol.
Catriona has never before been to Copenhagen before and I’ve never been to Glasgow either, so because we were going to visit both Scotland and Denmark in summer anyway, so we did a deal and paid a visit to both cities.


In summer Copenhagen can be a real nice experience, though it does depend on the weather, but where doesn’t it.
The long and light summer nights combined with summer temperatures, can keep the most people awake into the long hours - the birds hardly keep quiet either. The Sun sets at around 11:30 PM but still, it doesn’t get really dark, and at about 3 or 3:30 the sun rises again, ready for a new turn.With it’s about 1 and a bit million inhabitants is Copenhagen the -by all means- biggest city in Denmark and it has a real flair of capitol and metropolis alike, just in a much smaller scale than you will find it in London, Paris or Rome.One of the biggest attractions is the little Mermaid at Langelinie. Not that it is that big, no in fact it is tiny, and once before I was there, I heard how some other tourist in a low voice told each other, how pathetic small she was, sitting there on a large rock at the edge of the water.
This summer though, she wasn’t there. She had taken a trip to Shanghai and the World Expo, where she was one of the big stars. She was sitting on her stone in the Danish pavilion.
A great idea when you ask me. But when that was decided there was a lot of debate going on in the state of Denmark, but that is not what I am going to get into here.
Instead of her at Langelinie in Copenhagen, there was a big screen and a live transmission of the Mermaid on it from Shanghai, filmed in exact the same angle and same size, like the visitors would have seen her “live” at Langelinie.Only because we did have a hotel close by, we went there to have a look at this “Little Meta Mermaid”, live on screen from Shanghai.
I must say I really like the idea with the live streaming of her when she was away on duty, so to speak, and now when the World Expo has finished, she is returning home to her old spot.
And maybe then Denmark should do the same thing with a camera and live broadcast her from there to somewhere. Why? Maybe that could keep her safe and prevent more damage and vandalism like that what has been done to her in the past; twice someone has cut her head of, one time only half, then someone did saw her arm of and she has been dressed in a Burka. (Look here for more.) I am sure that nothing happened to her while she was in China!

Monday, 8 November 2010

Fu Manchu!

It was itching and kept getting stuck in my t-shirts when I got dressed or undressed. When I was in bed at put my head on the pillow, it felt like my chin was lifted up by hundreds of small whiskers.
Finally this morning it was time before heading towards work. The razor had its problems, even that I changed the blade for a new one -Gilette Mach 3 or not- the 7 day beard did put up an eminent battle and the evidence was left behind in the bathroom sink.
Thousands of small black and grey studs was left, glued to the sides of the sink, like small fish cought out at the bottum of a dried out lake.
And the first stage of my own private Fu Manchu?

Like Wilhelm Tell; yes the man in Switzerland with an Apple on his head, but here also with a Fireball in his mouth.

Sunday, 7 November 2010

Once upon a time in Hangzhou: 餃子 “Jiaozi!”

They are very tasty and you can eat them both for breakfast and at anytime else. They can be steamed or fried, can be with meat or with vegetables or both and they are not just a Chinese specialty. In France and Italy, they call their species for Ravioli, in Russia they are called Pelmeni, and in Poland and other eastern European countries; they are Pierogi.
In Germany they have something like it called Maultaschen, and I could go on like that for a while, I think.
This is about the Chinese Dumplings: “Jiaozi”. These dumplings are very common in the Chinese cuisine, where especially the northern provinces enjoy them throughout the year, and elsewhere to special occasions.

During the Easter break 2010; the Mortensens went on a school exchange trip to China's Romantic Capital of Hangzhou, joining our head of Chinese language; Mr Yu and 17 students from year 9 to 11.
We visited a college there and our students were accommodated in private homes to develop their Putonghua (Mandarin Chinese), and we had an apartment on the campus.
Every morning a friendly young woman - Ms. Yu- who took us to the schools cafeteria for breakfast, picked us up. It was a huge room with mounted tables and chairs and designed to feed the around 3 thousand students, who was studying there and lived there in dormitories.
At the time we got there, only the teachers who also lived on campus, was there for breakfast. We had to line up in front of a little hole in a big glass wall, which separated the eating area and the kitchen, where they gave out the food. Just like in a bank or at the post office. Behind each of the food stations, stood 4 women in cooking uniforms serving the hungry masses the food they asked for.
When us two “Gweilos” got into the line together with Ms. Yu, a lot of giggling and whispering began among the women around the food trays, and as Catriona came up infrot of them, all of them gathered together with the head and their ears close to the hole, so they could hear what she would like. With some help from Ms. Yu, she managed to get an overview of what was available, and she started ordering, and every time the ladies said the word in Chinese and Catriona tried to pronounce it after them. This was a source for some great entertainment for the ladies behind the counter, as they stacked the named items unto her tray. When she seemed to have finished they asked “Jiaozi?” and pointed on the nice looking dumplings on a tray at the back.
Both of us know these dumplings from our China adventures before, and for sure these “Jiaozi’s” should be on the tray for a decent Chinese breakfast.
As it became my turn al the smiling faces once again peeped through the little opening in the glass wall, and as the word “Jaoutzhe” came out of my mouth, they nearly all fell backwards in a huge laughter attack, but pulled themselves together and dumped a huge portion to my tray.
I felt somehow embarrassed, but what; I could only try again to pronounce that word by listening to Ms. Yu at my side and carefully watch her lips while she once again very slowly said; “Jiaozi”.
Whatever; the ladies had decided that I needed some of the other stuff they had in their pots, and soon I stood there with a huge mountain of various unspecified food items on the tray, ready to walk to one of the tables, where Catriona and Mr. Yu and his family already sat, and very experienced maneuvered their breakfast into their mouth with chopsticks, while Catriona were still chasing one of her “Jiaozi’s” around the plate with hers. Before I could leave from the food handout spot, one of the ladies presented me a kind of round ball on a plate and made it clear that I really should taste this one, so that also found it’s way onto my tray, and I was ready to begin my own battle of finger artistic and chopsticks.The breakfast was indeed very tasty; even I couldn’t manage all of it. The “Jiaozi” went down first, then some kind of omelet with chives, some bread with herps and finally the tennis ball sized ball, they ladies had insisted me to try. It was some kind of sticky rice ball, with some sweet bean paste inside in the middle, and the outside was covered in sesame seeds, which stuck onto the sticky surface. It was very nice and a good sweet finish. But man, was I stuffed. I decided that the next morning I would insist only to take what I chose myself, and then less of it.
As we all left, all the happy faces behind the glass wall was again all stuck through the hole, laughing and waving.
Very friendly people those Chinese.
This turned out to be an ever-returning ritual. Every morning when we came for breakfast the same kind of show, just that they now knew what we liked, and even if we were a bit late and all the Jiaozi’s was gone, they’d save some for us on a tray behind, where no one else could see them, and then when we came, they proudly took them out and shoveled them onto our trays.
On one of those late days, we happened to be the last ones havinv breakfast, and just after we'd got our portions, all the staff from the kitchen came out, and started to line up them selves, as we'd done. Now it was they turn to be served and have their breakfast.
As a part of the cultural exchange program, we were going to make dumplings from scratch one of the days we were there. So that morning we got meet in the meeting room by a bunch of year 4 students, who should help us doing the shopping in the supermarket for all the ingredients, and then later back at the school a section of the cafeteria was transformed into a kitchen, where we all –our 35 students and another group from Auckland in New Zealand – were going to produce a huge amount of “Jiaozi’s”. That was very interesting, and on that day we could eat as
many as we liked, and even then there was so many left, that we tried if we could pay back our depts to the kitchen staff, by offering them the leftovers. They just laughed. Some of them tried our deformed Jaiozi’s, and kind of signalled back, that they were good, but again; they are very friendly those Chinese!

Decision day for the MOustache.

So now I've got the verdict of which kind of MOstache I have to grow. Late Yesterday the final bids came in and our comMOunication manager could spend some time putting together a list and design a poster with all us the poor souls, who now has to get up earlier in the morning and go to the bathroom and look into the mirror and try to design -and maintain- a MOustache for the next 3 weeks.

Here is a clipping from the official list with the verdict:
The Fu Manshu style MOustache!

As I saw the result of, I must admit that I were pleased that the good colleagues from the LIRC -which is our library, and who put the bid in for me- didn't choose one of the outragous ones, allthough the one they pointed out for me, will be hard to grow in only a few weeks.

Saturday, 6 November 2010

An odd dream!

Previously on this blogg, I told I had some of the magical "Sun breeze" mixture cocktail on the Junk boat last night, and that you never can know what is going to happen after drinking that stuff.
Well I got home and to bed and slept very well, but I had this odd dream; I dreamt about the french impressionist painter Claude Monet, and that he was joining the fabulous Mr. E in the band; Eels. They played together in a new music video on a Junk boat on the lake in Monet's famous garden in Givernhy in France.
Mr. E was sitting on the top singing and playing a Harp while Monet was standing at the front with an easel, painting loads of his famour Haystack pictures with different coloured laser lights on the top.
Both Monsieur Monet and Mr. E had these big weird beards, they are so famous for.

Everything was beautiful and very colourful like Monet's paintings, and the tune was a new one, at least I never heard it before, I think it was called; "Blackbirds hiding in the beard of mine".

When I woke up I looked like this:

I can only explain it this way; The "sun breeze" mixture had been influenced by a recipe from a famous druid from somewhere in Saxony in Germany. I know this man and his amazing ability to create magical stuff, and so the ingredient of his mixtures must in some way have found it's way to Hong Kong, and now is the secret of the magic of the "Sun breeze" cocktail, served on entertainment Junks on Victoria Harbour.
Anyway, I have to shave today so there is not so much harm done, only that I have to plan more time doing it as normal.

(Thanks to Herr. Frank from Dresden for his magical touch.)

5 hours delayed live coverage.

Friday night and it was spend on a Junk trip on Victoria Harbour, between what is called; "the Island and Tsim Sha Tshui", or just TST.
A Junk is a kind of floating bar and restaurant, which you can book for a private gathering and spend for a night partying on the harbour.
They will provide all the booze you can drink and the all the food you can eat and everybody pay a fixed prize, and then it just evolve.
Tonight the weather wasn't the best. Since yesterday some heavy rain clouds had covered the territory, and today it started to rain. Just a little bit, but enough to spoil the roof top dancing, what normally makes those trips something special. Especially when you have a look around and can see the lights from the Sky Line on both sides of Victoria Harbour, and everybody has been drinking about 10 beers or 5 liters of something called the "Sun Breeze" cocktail, which is a mix of Vodka and Cranberry Juice, and is a kind of a magical drink. It tastes like some fruit juice, and you drink it like that, but you never know what s going to happen, so I'll have to wait till later when I find out.

We was apointed to meet a the pier in Causeway Bay at 6:45 PM to get out and ready for the dayly Light Show, which kicks off at 8 PM, and involve all the major buildings on both sides, and it includes laser show and every possible light design you can magine on the buildings.
And as the Junk rolled on the waves through the harbour, the light show started and there from a Junk in the middle of the harbour we had jusrt the most spectacular view on that event.

Friday, 5 November 2010

MOrtensens MOvember.

Today is the 5th day of the MO, and today it is the day where people can do their bid or the MOst outrageous MOustache, and on which individual who can do the best effort growing it.
If you support me, I am sorry to tell you that I am quite low down on the betting table, and to be honest, I do not expect to climb the latter either. Anyway, I will continue the fight and hope I can manage some silly MOustache by the end of this MOnth.
By the way; if you think that you can see a major change from yesterday, then it is because I got myself a haircut yesterday afternoon.
Another by the way: See the thing I use as a light source at the bottom of the picture. I finally found a way to use the Ipad I got some time ago in a useful way. So now I will always bring it out with me on shootings, either as a light source or a reflector, as it is quite useful that way.


The standings so far at 9:45 AM local Hong Kong time:
The bids is in Hong Kong Dollar.

Mo Grower - Top Pledge
Mo Braund 20
Mo Brasher 16
Mo Broome 200
Mo Cotton 900
Mo Coventry 20
Mo Day 100
Mo De Melo 20
Mo Diamond 100
Mo Duffy 10
Mo Dufty 20
Mo Fahy 20
Mo Faire 150
Mo Farmer 150
Mo Gillis 35
Mo Hansen 500
Mo Hogan 20
Mo J Morgan 50
Mo Johnson 5
Mo S McCann 20
Mo McManaway 100
Mo McRorie 10
Mo Mortensen 20
Mo Newhook 50
Mo P Morgan 150
Mo Reid 15
Mo Ross 250
Mo Spivey Jones 100
Mo Thomas 50

Thursday, 4 November 2010

Concept MOvember!


When you have started a concept, you have to follow it through, so here it is; my growing beard on the 4th day of the MOvember MOustache.

Once upon a time on a Football Pitch!

It seems like my football team has decided to be active again, so they've booked the pitch every Wednesday in MOvember, so yesterday evening I was on the pitch struggling against the opponent team, and my own condition, which for sure has been better.
Until a year ago, we were playing twice a week so that was ideal. The pitch had to be maintained and a new surface had to be placed so it was closed for 3 months from October 2009 to December.

As it opened again In January I was so hungry for playing again, so I called Capitaino Perry to ask when our training was going to start again.
"At the moment," he said, "we are not enough players, the MOst of them are training for the Dragon Boat Races".
So week after week I was e-mailing, text'ing and phoning Capitano Perry, to ask if there was any football going on.
MOstly the answer was no, but one evening in late February, they decided to meet on the pitch for a little game, but mostly it was to do the Chinese New Year ritual again, before the new season started.

This is a ritual where they bring a roasted piglet, wine and some fruit for the gods, some incense sticks and a load of fake MOney to burn, to show that they do not value the hunt for material goods.
If you want know MOre about this, you have to go back some MOnths and find it in a post from February or March, this year.

I was sure that this was going to be the start of a good and frequent football season with training every week, like we’d been used to the year before.
But no, it was not. The weekly communication died a bit out, as it was always: “ no training this week”, so I just let it be, if there by any chance could be a possibility for some action, Capitano Perry would phone me or he send a text with a short message like: “7 o’clock, game hard pitch, OK?” or he could phone me saying: “We have booked pitch every Wednesday this month at 7 o’clock!” and I would go excited home from work, get dressed into the soccer kit, go past the drinking men at the little “dong” down at the bottom at the road, and tell them, “no, sorry no beer tonight, I m going to play football” and I would then wander of, really desperate wanting that beer, but I was going to play football for two hours, so I had to wait.

I would then come to the pitch in good time to warm up a bit (kick a ball from two meters to another other player) and would watch the kids from the Brazilian Soccer School do their practice, before we would start.
Twice I found my self all alone waiting there, which was quite odd, as the team always was a quarter of an hour early or so, and then when I stood there alone and watched how the time got closer and closer to seven, my phone would ring, and I would hear Perry saying something like: “ Oh, sorry, but I was wrong, we didn’t book the Pitch today, I have made a mistake, but next time, OK?”
I would then walk back home and be met by the stirring faces from the drinking men at the little dong: “ we thought you were playing football until o’clock, didn’t you just say that 15 minutes ago when you left?”

So now I just want to see if this new attempt of serious hobby football will last longer than to next Wednesday, but one thing is sure from yesterdays event; my legs are a bit sore, but it was worth every aching muscle.

As a little remark to the new year “piglet ritual evening” on the football pitch;
No, I did not take part in that training, after eating the piglet and drinking the wine.
As I’d tried to phone every week for two full months, and nothing had happened, I'd given up and decided to accept an invite from some friends to meet for some beers and a burger at our local US American Rip and Burger Joint, called Anthony's Ranch, on a Wednesday evening, normally I would never agree to do anything on a Wednesday night, as that was the Football night, I thought..

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Getting ready for Christmas, or what!

Yesterday a colleague of mine told me that there was only 30 working days left before the Christmas break. So today it must be 29 days, right?

This means about 6 weeks to the next holiday, which sounds quite nice, but it also means about 6 weeks to the beginning of a new year. No more 2010. And yet another year has passed, and how on earth did that happen, without me really realizing it?
I think I just got use to write 2010, and soon I have to write –and get used to write- 2011. Two thousand eleven or twenty eleven, sounds actually not as bad but never as good as the one we’ve got now, but that is something that has already been up here, so let us leave it with this now.
I guess that at this time of the year, Europe is already completely decorated for Christmas and that every shop tries their best to get people to buy and buy and buy. That is what I can remember from living in Europe, every year the Christmas decoration came out a bit earlier than the year before. Quite so, that it was beginning just after the Schools autumn break.
Thank god it isn’t like this here in Asia.
They do something special at Christmas time, but it hasn’t at all the same hysteria and complete Christmas maniac around it like in the culture I come from. And I am not sad about that, and do not miss it a bit.
Maybe this has also something to do with the weather and the temperatures, coz who on earth feel the Christmas mood in 24 degrees wearing a t-shirt, shorts and flip flops, while staggering past some silly Santa figures and some Reindeer's or like here, some silver plastic horses, dragging a sledge full of parcels, not I.
By the way; these photos are from last year, there is still no Christmas decorations anywhere.

State of the MOustache :

Day three of the MOvember; it is starting to feel like sandpaper on my face.

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Music of the day!

Again today, another Canadian band. The Cowboy Junkies.
This one could also be on a all favorite cover album. Nice, slow and mellow and what a voice.


And now one of their own songs, but still a certain charisma and again that voice.

Late afternoon message!

Yeahh, this is me done then for today. I can go home to my roof top and enjoy this view for an hour or so.This is how it looks from our roof top and that is very pretty, I admit, but the problem is that the biggest part of the year, you cannot stay up there because of the heat and if it is not that, then it can be rather cold in January and February. But now you can actually manage to stay up there for some time, and enjoy the view and the sun.

Todays state of the MOustace:
No, there is not really anything to see yet, and I guess there will go some days before it is going to be interesting, but a concept is a concept, so here is the days MO shot.

Early Morning message!

Naturally it depends where you are on the globe, if this is an early morning message or midnight message or even early evening. Here it is a quarter to seven and I slowly getting ready for a new day at the office, so to speak.
Hong Kong has turned it self into winter time again; means that it is now at it's best.
The maniac humidity and extreme temperatures has gone, and it fells now like the best of a northern European summer. In the morning a bit chilly but when the sun gains its strength in the morning, it becomes nice and warm, where the temperature will goup to about 27 degrees. All the small annoying biting sandflies and midgees has also vanished, so now one can leave the house, waering shorts and t-shirt, without any insect repellent.
At last; just saw in the morning news that China are going to do a dor to dor peoples count, and they will finish this in only ten days, to get an acurate number of the population in this huge country. Imaging a dor to dor count of over a billion people; I wonder howmany they'd send out counting?

Monday, 1 November 2010

Silly things:11 friends!

Which one is me? A little help could be that I am also clean-shaven in this photo.A silly post as number 400. Yes this is post number 400 in about 3 years.
If I just wasn't so lazy sometimes, it could have been about 900. On the other hand, who want to read and see so much rubbish.

Music of the day!

Introducing you to the Canadian band; "The Tea Party".



Clean-shaven for the MOvember!

The first of November. Up a bit earlier – about five minutes - to go to the bathroom for the shave, which is so important on especially this date.
It is the start of the MOvember MOnth, where men should grow the MOst fancy MOustace, to raise awareness of Men’s health issues and especially towards prostate cancer.
At the end of MOvember you can pay and aMOunt of money and so vote for the best lookalike MOustache grown on one of the male participants, the MOney raised can go to various charities.

2008:
















I do not think that I have raised a lot of MOney the last two years I have participated; maybe the “lookalike” look wasn’t “Lookalike” enough for the best attempt. But as the head teacher in my old primary school always said on sports day; “it is not that important to win, it is important to participate”.
I really think he believed in that, and didn’t just say it because he knew that we were a bunch of no good farmer kids, with out any athletic skills or MOtivation.

2009:





















I think I did post something about this back in 2008, but there is no need to try to go back to see if you can find this post, I’ll post the pictures from my two last attempts here, just for the information, and maybe to give me a bit More MOtivation, At the top of this post I have posted a picture of different MOustace styles, and you can then advise me which style of MOustace to go for this year, by adding a comment with your suggestion to this post.

2010?
This is the clean-shaven version, so let us see how ugly it is going to be this time!